Robert: "Trey! Why were you playing in the mud?!"
Trey: "I wasn't, I was in the dirt."
Robert: "Wet dirt is MUD!"
Trey: "It wasn't wet, dad. It was moist."
Really. Who can get mad at a kid for that kind of reasoning. Obnoxious? Yep.
We're off to scout camp this week. I'm sure he'll find lots of moist dirt to play in. Boys are great :)